Song Archive

In response to many requests the "Official Fascinating Aïda Website" will now include some tracks from the girls' albums.

The audio tracks included on this site were all encoded with the "Real Producer G2" encoder available from Real Networks.

To listen to the audio tracks on this site you will need the "Real Player G2" which is available for download from the Real Networks website.

Older versions of the "Real Player" software will not work with these tracks. This site uses only "Real Audio G2" encoded tracks as the sound quality produced is superior to the older software.

None of the tracks on this site are streamed so you will have to download the track before you can listen to it.

The tracks will initially be available in two sizes: a high quality version and a smaller lower quality version.

More tracks will be added over the next few months.

Album Title:
Barefaced Chic!

Track: Bandwidth File size

One True Religion 44.1Kbps 1215Kb

One True Religion 20.7Kbps 572Kb

Comments The girls' comments will be appearing here.

Album Title:
It, Wit, Don't Give a Shit Girls

Track: Bandwidth File size

Lieder 44.1Kbps 1215Kb

Lieder 20.7Kbps 572Kb

Song Lyrics
Doesn't matter if you sing out of tune,
So long as you're German;
Doesn't matter if you can hardly croon,
So long as you're German;
So if you haven't got a note in your head,
Put on a silly accent instead,
And people will stop wishing you were dead -
So long as you're German.

Doesn't matter if the notes are all wrong
And people are squirmin',
Just make the tune up as you go along;
Pretend you're German;
And if your voice sounds like it's coming through a strainer,
Sing it out of synch, like Marlene;
And soon you'll be compared to Lotte Lenya
Who was German.

Nich hin auf slene sprech gesang Zauberflöte wunderbar Johnny!
Viener Schnitzel Bundesbank Helmut Kohl Eurostar Johnny!

So, if you ever wonder what you have to do
To sound like a Hun;
Just chain-smoke from the tender age of two;
That's how it's done;
And if the audience is all walking out,
Just make believe that you're a Kraut,
And open you're mouth and shout
In German.
In German.
In German.
Auf Deutsche.
Jawohl.

Comments The girls' comments will be appearing here.

Album Title:
Live At The Lyric

Track: Bandwidth File size

Song Of Genetic Mutation 44.1Kbps 939Kb

Song Of Genetic Mutation 20.7Kbps 443Kb

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Album Title:
A Load of Old Sequins

Track: Bandwidth File size

Radiating Love 44.1Kbps 1400Kb

Radiating Love 20.7Kbps 675Kb

Comments This song is was specially requested by Rich Boden.

Album Title:
Sweet F.A.

Track: Bandwidth File size

The Jogging Song 44.1Kbps 1133Kb

The Jogging Song 20.7Kbps 535Kb

Comments This song was written by Dillie shortly before Fascinating Aïda was formed. It later featured in the BBC TV '40 Minutes' documentary 'Health Farm'.

Album Title:	Barefaced Chic!
Track:	Bandwidth	File size
One True Religion	44.1Kbps	1215Kb
One True Religion	20.7Kbps	572Kb

Comments	The girls' comments will be appearing here.

Album Title:	It, Wit, Don't Give a Shit Girls
Track:	Bandwidth	File size
Lieder	44.1Kbps	1215Kb
Lieder	20.7Kbps	572Kb

Song Lyrics	Doesn't matter if you sing out of tune, So long as you're German; Doesn't matter if you can hardly croon, So long as you're German; So if you haven't got a note in your head, Put on a silly accent instead, And people will stop wishing you were dead - So long as you're German. Doesn't matter if the notes are all wrong And people are squirmin', Just make the tune up as you go along; Pretend you're German; And if your voice sounds like it's coming through a strainer, Sing it out of synch, like Marlene; And soon you'll be compared to Lotte Lenya Who was German. Nich hin auf slene sprech gesang Zauberflöte wunderbar Johnny! Viener Schnitzel Bundesbank Helmut Kohl Eurostar Johnny! So, if you ever wonder what you have to do To sound like a Hun; Just chain-smoke from the tender age of two; That's how it's done; And if the audience is all walking out, Just make believe that you're a Kraut, And open you're mouth and shout In German. In German. In German. Auf Deutsche. Jawohl.

Comments	The girls' comments will be appearing here.

Album Title:	Live At The Lyric
Track:	Bandwidth	File size
Song Of Genetic Mutation	44.1Kbps	939Kb
Song Of Genetic Mutation	20.7Kbps	443Kb

Comments	The girls' comments will be appearing here.

Album Title:	A Load of Old Sequins
Track:	Bandwidth	File size
Radiating Love	44.1Kbps	1400Kb
Radiating Love	20.7Kbps	675Kb

Comments	This song is was specially requested by Rich Boden.

Album Title:	Sweet F.A.
Track:	Bandwidth	File size
The Jogging Song	44.1Kbps	1133Kb
The Jogging Song	20.7Kbps	535Kb

Comments	This song was written by Dillie shortly before Fascinating Aïda was formed. It later featured in the BBC TV '40 Minutes' documentary 'Health Farm'.